Never Slow Down

awwww-cute:

My friend had her daughters at a zoo when she heard, “Ma’am, there’s a lemur on your baby

awwww-cute:

My friend had her daughters at a zoo when she heard, “Ma’am, there’s a lemur on your baby

(via txlover)

strangebees:

ami-angelwings:

nonexistentially:

*SHOTS FIRED*

A feminist just changed your crappy joke into a much better one.

They just get pissed because it won’t screw

(via youremybrandnewday)

“What doesn’t kill me should run, because now I’m fucking pissed”
— (via meaty-bicycle)

(via youremybrandnewday)

thebrothersjonas:

don’t try and fuck with me when it comes to harry potter i live and breathe harry potter it’s my life

(Source: jonasbrothers, via tempt--me--temptation)

twiabpaianlatfwnogf:

you can tell a lot by a womans hands, for instance, she has hooves? horse. 

(via itwasgood-neverlookingdown)

pumpkin-seeds-and-autumn-leaves:

hella-nootella:

SEPTEMBER IS OVER. LET THE MONTH OF HALLOWEEN BEGIN

pumpkin-seeds-and-autumn-leaves:

hella-nootella:

SEPTEMBER IS OVER. LET THE MONTH OF HALLOWEEN BEGIN

(via idrewyoushitty)

gbfrankie:

Pluto becoming a planet again has really taught us that if we complain hard enough about something, we can change things, even on a planetary level

(via mcpunnypants)